he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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