This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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