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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

(812): View more from Indiana

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(646): View more from New York

Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(404): View more from Georgia

your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona

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(727): View more from Florida

if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

(1-727): View more from Florida

Lol welcome to greek life

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(917): View more from New York City

im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out

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(949): View more from California

i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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(360): View more from Washington

well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home

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(815): View more from Illinois

Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger

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