yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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