Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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