i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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