You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
