hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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