it wasn't lemon gatorade
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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