are you still at the devil's house?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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