if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think my vagina is haunted
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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