Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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