You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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