all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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