yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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