It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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