In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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