At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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