It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
did you just send me my own nude
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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