youre lurking in front of me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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