Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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