Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
ttyl tear gas
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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