He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
