He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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