Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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