I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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