yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
please come you make the beer taste better
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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