we're blogging at a bar
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
where are my eyebrows?
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