I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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