Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Randomize
