he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think my vagina is haunted
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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