Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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