We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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