Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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