oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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