Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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