I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
