whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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