I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
