You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
