Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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