What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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