Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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