Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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