Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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