the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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