this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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