No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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