i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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