he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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